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Chaim Amalek: You should move back. You are fifty. Long past time to think about how you will spend your remaining years. Why not spend them with your family, helping out with the family business?
Lewis Fein Are you advocating that he move into assisted living?
Chaim Amalek In a way, yes.
[Paul] is good looking, smart and successful family. All in Australia waiting for your return. I say this is your best bet.
Just think of the fascinating stories you will have to tell your townsfolk. Everyone will seek you out just to hear your take on things here. You can be a big(ger) man there than you are ever going to be here. I say do it! Make that move.
Susan Williams What could Luke do at the nursery like is a Jew with physical abilities or would he drive off the customers explaining tzitzit to young ladies who come in to buy a terrarium?
Chaim Amalek He could be their house raconteur, regaling the customer with tales of America. But also, whatever manual labor they can give him to do. He’s been around enough Mexicans to see how it is done.
Susan, everyone knows that Aussies are a bunch of wankers. Which means they consume lots of porn, an area on which Luke, though rusty, is still expert. He could give public talks on the porn trade. And charge an admission fee to porn hungry Aussies. Or switch the topic to Jews and Judaism.
