* Approximately 0 media figures are attacked subsequent to internet death threats EVERY YEAR, and yet people STILL don’t take them seriously!
* It’s OK for us journalists to misrepresent people we dislike as long as we’re doing so in our official capacity as conscience of the nation.
* The press’s 1A right to smear whomever they want is sacrosanct and ought to be protected with Draconian online censorship if necessary.
* A reporter got internet blowback for her lazy partisan hatchet job, and Melania had the NERVE to blame the REPORTER!
* I still say the trick to stopping Trump is getting humorless, abrasive, pinched-face women to go on TV and lecture everyone about misogyny.
* Trump supporters also lack enthusiasm for feminists, Muslims, trannies, and other pillars of American conservatism:
* Trump supporters like their own families and home communities way more than they like other ones. It’s shameful.
* It was the diversity of America’s historically 80-90% white population that made it the powerhouse it is today.
* Like all principled conservatives, I’ve gone from mocking the idea of white privilege to unironically invoking it in about two years or so.
* True conservatives check their white privilege every day.
* My devious plan to discredit the Alt Right is to conflate it with the one campaign currently reviving the hopes and dreams of the GOP base.
* There’s no purer expression of the free market than using your company’s tremendous wealth to subvert the MSM so you can accrue more wealth.
* Divided we’re a tiny gaggle of grasping politicians, hack consultants, and washed-up wannabe intellectuals, but united we’re #NeverTrump!
* You’re gonna regret this whole “maintaining our national sovereignty” thing when you have to pay more money for your iPhone 12!
