The Jews

At a singles event organized by Dennis Prager in 2002, this Costa Rican legal assistant hit on me and we went out a couple of times. She later said her supervisor told her to go to this event but to avoid Orthodox Jews because “they only want to f*** you.”

Luckily, she met me and I was nothing but honorable.

Comment: I was once trapped in a small room for some time with nothing to read but a Judith Krantz novel. So I did, to stave off claustrophobia.

The naive shiksa protagonist, new to the city, told her more experienced shiksa friend that she wanted to have some fun, but was wary of getting tangled in a relationship. Her friend immediately advised her, “Fuck Jews!”

So she did. Even more than her friend.

Mrs Krantz is a Wellesley alumna. Think there might be some lingering issues there?

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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