John Rivers: Coulter calls it for Trump on June 19, 2015 and gets laughed out of the room. Who’s laughing now?

Posted on May 3, 2016 by Luke Ford

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From the Daily Caller:

The Man Behind The Hilarious Conservative Pundit Parody Account Speaks Out

Interviewed by Scott Greer

You can follow Conservative Pundit at https://twitter.com/DemsRRealRacist

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COMMENTS:

* This dude is wicked shmart…each tweet is a like precious gem lovingly crafted.

* I’ve been following him for a while. There’s no one as consistently funny as him working in any medium right now. I assumed he writes comedy for a living, but the interview doesn’t give much biographical background beyond “southern evangelical.” So who knows?

* He posts elsewhere as a different name, won’t do anything to identify him but I’ll just say he’s probably an occasional iSteve reader.

* He’s like a more ruthless Mark Steyn.

As Jacques Barzun wrote in his magisterial survey of Western culture (who is fastidious and wannabe high-brow now?) “a decadent culture offers opportunities chiefly to the satirist” and nobody has grabbed those opportunities by the balls quite like CP.

* Greg Gutfeld admitted on The Five that he will not vote for Donald Trump in November.

Which is not surprising because Greg Gutfeld is from San Mateo, California and last time I checked not a lot of real Conservatives come out of San Mateo.

* I used to like Greg Gutfeld but Trump really outed him as a cuck. Gutfeld said he first turned against Trump when Trump said he didn’t consider John McCain a war hero. Apparently this commonsensical observation is appalling to cucks.

I have never been able to stand McCain and when Trump said what he did I thought, “This is a guy I could vote for without holding my nose.”

* Here’s CP’s original pic before WF Buckley. He used one of this guy on the far right:

I like CP’s comment on National Review – “ornate…geriatric…and dying”. LOL.

Genius:

On National Review:

* This was in Daily Caller, and it does say that Tucker Carlson follows DRRR.

I wonder if Tucker Carlson is swallowing the red pill and making his way to Alt-Right.

* Tucker Carlson is the best of all the regular pundits on Fox News. I believe he gets it, but he also gets what he can’t say if he wants to keep his job, which leads to some unfortunate situations, e.g., removing Mickey Kaus from the Daily Caller.

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* And the audience laughs uproariously, as if she has just suggested that Bozo the Clown will be the nominee, or maybe some B-actor known for making movies with chimps. And the other panelists make faces. He who laughs last laughs best.

* She was clearly the smartest person at the table. And the kicker? The latino says, “Take off the I hate you sign”. While literally Mexicans have been holding up the Mexican flags and screaming fuck you at Americans for forever now starting riots and assaulting the people paying for their Medicare and Welfare checks.

The cuck tried to ask what she wanted to do with all the illegals. The answer is clearly deport. Make it hard, make it swift, make it ugly and they will self deport. Don’t break up families send junior packing with mom and dad.

* Donald Trump needs to win over voters who are obsessed with celebrities and want to see them in positions of power. I am talking about voters who are star struck by the likes of Jesse The Body Ventura & Arnold Schwarzenegger and would have no problem voting for them.

* Wow!
Coulter not only nailed DJT but the Bern too!
Amazingly uncannily uniquely prescient!
She really has her fingers on the radial artery of America like no other.
Except maybe DJT and Bernie themselves.
You can visualize her being correct about the general as well.

* Black politics turned into a culture of complaint. Even white Libs got sick of it even as they kept mum. So, Clinton came up with New Democrats. And people like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton were loathed even by white Libs. White Libs kept up the alliance but never would have supported such people.

Obama’s winning touch in 2008 was he wasn’t part of this Culture of Complaint. Or he kept it under wraps with his bogus charm and smiles. He seemed like a clean-cut Negro who wanted to have a conversation than complain and bitch incessantly.

I think after 8 yrs, people have wised up to the fact that he is just a weasel punk.
In a way, Obama didn’t have to complain much since he could coast on the media promoting him, big money being behind him, and the 2008 financial crisis that, on top of Iraq fiasco, dealt the GOP a bad hand.
No political candidate had it so easy as Obama as in 2008. Crisis, money, media, academia, pop culture, cult of hope, and the world(that was sick of Bush II and uneasy about insane McCain) all on his side.

Anyway, Trump’s appeal is different. He is a white guy who complains. Sometimes, he complains loudly, even lewdly. His is a white culture of complaint.

For the longest time, white guys didn’t complain. It was part of Anglo legacy. It seemed improper or gauche for a white man to complain and bitch. In 1992, the media were totally biased against Bush I, but Bush never complained about the media. It just wasn’t his style. It was beneath him to complain and be seen as a sourpuss.
It was the Anglo-American style of being aloof of petty stuff and maintaining decorum. Nixon was hated because he tended to sometimes complain, mostly famously with ‘you won’t have a nixon to kick around anymore.’.

For the longest time, there was no reason for privileged white males to complain. They had just about everything. Their kind had controlled and dominated US history from the beginning. Both the ‘right’ and ‘left’ were all white males.
They were on the dollar bills. They controlled the military and media and banks and academia and so much more.
They could afford to be dignified, mannered, and magnanimous since they held all the cards of power.

But over the yrs, this outlook and stance got thinner and thinner. It was less andless backed by real power, real influence, real reach, real respect.
The elite institutions increasingly came to be taken over by the GLOB.
MLK and even Tubman came to tower over white males as the real moral founders of America.
The Immigrant Narrative eclipsed the Settler Narrative.
White Bashing, esp white male bashing, became a national sport in media and academia.
White males lost in sports and music. Some even debased themselves via cuck culture.

When white males held all the power, prestige, and privilege, they could be above the culture of complaint. Let those with less fortunes in life complain since they had reasons to. As for whites who dominated much of everything, their role was to lead and inspire, not complain.

But white males no longer have prestige. Some have power and privilege but only condition that they work against the identity and interests of their own race.

So, white dignity and magnanimity are now just a hollow charade.
There are REAL BIG problems confronting the white community. It is now time for white complaint.
And Trump tapped into this.

You can’t act high-born and aloof
when your ass is for the GLOB to boof.

If you’re the bitch, you better bitch.

* Notice that everything Paul Manafort predicted came true. All of it.

It seems that Manafort understood the role of momentum in these contests.

Other seasoned observers missed the importance of momentum in a primary. Cruz ran out of friendly states with large hauls of delegates. There was no way he could build momentum through June.

* Trump has been consistently a pro-law and order guy, and he’s gotten endorsements from police unions and the border patrol, and if he has a consistent philosophy, it’s nationalism.

* If Trump is elected, I have little doubt he will build a wall along our southern border. He knows how to build stuff. It will help him get re-elected. It will be much more difficult to get trade deals reworked. It will be easier to accomplish his foreign policy objectives, getting Europe to pay more for NATO, getting Japan to pay more for our defense force. Even banning muslims will be easier than getting NAFTA altered, but he can use the corporate tax code to encourage more firms to invest in the US, by reducing the corporate tax rate for firms that invest in America. Apple alone has $200 billion in foreign bank accounts, they cannot bring this cash back to the US now, but more favorable tax rates would encourage these global firms to bring back the capital and re-invest in America.

* Donald Trump will eventually go down as one of the top 5 most famous Americans of all time. He is well known among Americans from The Greatest Generation, The Silent Generation, Baby Boomers, Generation X, Millennials, and Generation Z.

Even a Hillbilly Hermit living in a rural shack in the middle of nowhere similar to the one Jason Voorhees lived in Friday The 13th, knows who Donald Trump is. Probably the only Americans who have never heard of Donald Trump are the Amish.

* I think it’s okay to call a homosexual a faggot if you put a robust superlative in front of the word faggot, as in “Milo Yiannopoulus is a magnificent faggot.” The rules may be different with lesbians – they aren’t so big on superlatives.

* I do remember when I saw that video 9 months ago or so, I gasped when Ann Coulter answered “Trump” as her pick for the most likely to win. (Did she really say that?…) Saying that looked crazy, provocative, funny (and the crowd certainly laughed), but mostly brave and original. And it made me think. Turns out she was right (though she won’t be fully vindicated unless Trump is elected, of course).

I’ve come to respect Ann Coulter as a brave and original woman, a dissident, to use John Derbyshire’s term. How she manages to buck trends and be laughed at and dismissed and vituperated, day in, day out, I’ll never know. Respect.

* And look what happened to ¡Jeb’s $75 guacamole bowls. What did happen to ¡Jeb’s $75 guacamole bowls? Consigned to the dustbin of cracked pottery?

* Obama is clever. Generally, he gets other blacks to do his complaining for him so he can remain above the fray. Eric Holder and now Loretta Lynch do it for him. When he slips and does the complaining himself he ends up with egg on his face, as in the the Skippy Gates, Trayvon Martin, and Michael Brown cases.

* Certainly immigration was the issue which gave cuckservatives their name, but cuckservativism is a recognizable package of beliefs of which open borders is only one. If you want to know what they are, DemsRRealRacist parodies them with pitch perfect fidelity. The underlying theme is that the natural role of Republicans in America is to be the predesignated losers – Democrats are the Harlem Globetrotters and Republicans are the Washington Generals. Democrats are on the right side of history but sometimes take the train down the tracks a little too fast. The Republicans’ job is not to stop the train of inevitable social progress or God forbid throw it into reverse, but just to lightly tap on the brakes now and then or just to yell out ineffectually, slow down Barack, you’re driving too fast! McCain is their poster boy so naturally a cuck would take offense at someone attacking his war record.

* I think Gutfeld’s schtick is to accept the premises of the Left and then show how he and his exceedingly small band of twenty-somethings to forty-somethings are really the ones who embrace the Left’s libertine ethos. It’s silly, not the least because it just hasn’t really worked.

The cuckservative moniker really boils down to the feeling that conservative opinion-makers and thought leaders are captives of the Left who offer token resistance to the Left but then quickly fold in battle – allowing the Left the appearance of a victory and the ability to quickly consolidate its gains as the “right” in the persons of cuckservatives adopt the radical new change as the new status quo. For example, the cuckservative conventional wisdom postmortem on gay marriage is now that the Right didn’t retreat and surrender earlier, when it could have been bold and gained mainstream respectability (which is doled out by the Left’s media allies and functions like Lucy’s football). Some cuckservatives are actually proposing that gay cakes and tranny bathrooms in kindergartens are only on the menu because the right pissed of the alphabet people by not showing obeisance earlier and making them wait for the Court to impose clown world marriage. They’re the ones clinging to the “Constitution” as if the Left has ever been limited in its objectives by it in the last forty years – the Left has a “living Constitution” that bears as its fruits nearly every one of its democratically unpopular wishlist items and the cuckservative has “original intent” and a menu of canons like stare decisis which serve to make the Left’s extraconstitutional meddling permanent and preclude the right from responding in kind.

The cuckservative sees his role as a well-paid member of the Washington Generals.

* It’s pretty clear that Carlson has been reading paleocon stuff since the Iraq
War went wrong. I haven’t followed his career closely but based on what I’ve casually observed he’s been mostly a conventional conservative since then who occasionally engages in real talk, but not often enough to get himself and his career into serious trouble. After the Chattanooga killings he said the US needed to review Muslim immigration – Link – which I think made him the first mainstream talking head/journalist or whatever he is, to suggest such a thing.

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