Jewish Free Loan Societies

Goy: “Luke, do Jews in America lend money to other Jews at zero interest?–like, off the books, sort of? Or do Jews get loans for mortgages just like whites thorough Bank of America or whatever?
I’m really pissed about usury lately, and I’m wondering about starting some sort of Christian non-profit where Christians could lend to other Christians at zero interest. Don’t know about legality.”

Just Google “Jewish free loan.” All big Jewish communities have free loan societies, but they’re not normally for big things like mortgages. It’s not unusual for a Jew to move into a new town and the Jews there will welcome him and say, “What do you need?” And they’ll hook him up. The intensity and depth of Jewish generosity is unlike any I’ve known and the Seventh-Day Adventists I grew up with were highly charitable.

Goy: “I did! Amazing. 501c(3) non-profit status. No Christian equivalent. Should I start one? Circumvent usurers?”

Are you good at running banks? Not as easy as it looks, goy. Perhaps you should know your place.

The last time the goyim tried this, it lasted 12 years and did not end well. Just saying.

Goy: “No bunker. You mean when the pilgrims tried it in 1620 after getting off the Mayflower? Or? But yeah I guess it seems like I’d get shafted cuz nobody takes Christianity seriously. It would have to be accompanied by implicit in-group hiring practices so that each loan I gave was supported by my conniving network of Christian employers and industries. No bunker, no gun. But I’m a good natural athlete too so I’m confident I could be a reasonably good shot after about one clip’s worth of practice.”

“I’m just raging lately about our mortgage.”

How do you think we are supposed to support our yeshivas?

“The ‘PMI’ they tacked on… that won’t go away… even tho my wife and I have credit scores around 800.”

Every mortgage payment you make, I get a taste every month.

“I really only wanted to start that Christian non-profit zero interest loan program cuz I know it would piss off the usurer-Kings.”

That’s what Hitler said. He just wanted to breathe free and allow Jews to shine the light of Torah somewhere else.

“I don’t blame you for ‘joining them.’ It’s certainly the easier move. Hitler had a point. I saw something Ricky tweeted… About how if we don’t elect Trump now, we’ll elect Hitler later. That strikes me as true. But also, the demographic bomb makes me very pessimistic. We’re destined to lose. So I am thinking exit strategies.”

“Christianity is a real nightmare tho. A disease of the white mind. Going to be tough to dislodge that suicide-impulse.”

Christianity ran the white world for centuries. Christianity is flexible. It can go in any racial direction.

“Maybe seek asylum in Japan?”

Don’t you have an Israel?

“I think it’ll be England where the final battle to establish a new white Israel will be.

“Have you read any of that Rod Dreher or Ross Douthat’s stuff about a “Benedict Option?” That mentality… Just, retreat indefinitely–has to be rejected. And it’s been winning since about 1798. Ah, me!”

“If I had sons instead of daughters, I might become a Muslim. But as things stand, I’ll wait for conversion to be forced upon me. I’m not much of a joiner. I liked the earliest Jewish conception of a single unspeakable G-d. But I don’t like orthodoxies–they all try to put HaShem in a box and they all rely on special revelation, which is always easy to doubt.

“I can’t believe there isn’t more Western questioning of Mohammed’s “revelations.” He was epileptic and probably just had the spiritual visions common in people who have temporal love seizures.”

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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