Topless Bathing Ban Sought In Australia

On Aussie beaches, about a fifth of the women are topless. It’s quite a sight to behold. It’s sort of like walking in Beverly Hills and seeing all the luxurious sporty cars revving around. It makes one very hungry to connect.

But down under, conservatives and Christians are trying to spoil the fun. I suspect the Torah would be on their side. Is an Orthodox Jew allowed to go to the beach when many of the hot chicks are topless? I don’t think I want to know the answer to that question. Oh, the humanity!

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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