Madonna Gets Her Tikkun Tweaked

I am available to do similar services for a very reasonable fee.

Gawker reports: Madonna sought counseling to be "less domineering" in relationships. But it had to be at a Kabbalah center, in New York, with this one elite rabbi, and absolutely no one else in the room. The rabbi "tweak[ed] her tikkun," like he was some kind of Yankee. Then Madonna had to start riding horses so she could dominate some other sort of living creature.

Say what you will about Observer publisher Jared Kushner‘s father Charles, like that he set his sister’s husband up with a prostitute, filmed it, and tried to blackmail him. Whatever. But Kushner’s grandmother? Killed actual Nazis. Possibly indirectly, in a kind of collective group effort. But still! [P6]

Khun emails: “Where can my wife obtain this counseling?”

Fred emails: I brought my Tikkun into my shop last week for a tune-up and an oil change. 

I imagine that Madanna lends new meaning to the term "high maintenance".  If she were still a practicing Catholic, she would insist on personal counseling sessions with the pope.  I’m surprised she hasn’t insisted on a face to face meeting with God to give him a list of demands.

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