Conversations With A Jewess

She said: I started telling white liberals I’m racist. They actually love it. They think all whites are racist regardless of political affiliation including themselves by virtue of being white. Funny how these things work out sometimes.
Do Jews have a sense of beauty? Another reason I don’t fit in with them. That is like my thing. Every time I have been to an orthodox persons house for dinner the wife can’t cook or decorate.

I went for a drive with my family to the country today and I’ve never been so aware of being jewish in my life.

My neighbor down the hall is a Nazi. Yeah I told him I liked his 1488 tattoo lololol. I said we should talk. Gonna go knock on his door with milk and cookies or something. He’s very stoic. I’ve been infatuated with him for months actually but hadn’t worked up the guts to talk to him. Then today I saw his tattoo and couldn’t believe my eyes. Yeah I was just going to bring up that it feels like a sign from hashem.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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