I just got a text message from a gorgeous writer of American-Jewish Literature who possesses the greatest midot any man or woman could want. She wrote — and don’t blame me for this, the following is not sexual, it is literature: "I found something 4 ur blog. the my beautiful breasts body sculpting kit."
Oy, how can I turn this post, which she meant for evil, towards good?
"Well…u r a man. nothing 2 b ashamed of."
Oh, please, I want you to make me feel like a very naughty boy.
I can’t get excited unless I feel like I’m sinning.
I’ll post something wholesome from NPR — Lukeford.net where you get three helpings of Torah for every naughty post!
Con Man Turned Rabbi Conned In Ponzi Scheme
Morning Edition, December 26, 2008 · Reformed con man Mark Borovitz recently found out he’d been conned. Now a rabbi, Borovitz runs a synagogue and treatment center in Culver City, Calif. The endowment for his organization lost as much as $300,000 in the alleged Ponzi scheme run by Bernard Madoff. Rabbi Borovitz talks with Renee Montagne about how much that loss will hurt his group.
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