While working out this morning and listening to Heart’s "Who Will You Run To?", I watched Fox News with the sound off and I was highly impressed with Rachel Sklar.
Great hair.
Is she married? I’ve been Googling her and I can’t find out. I figure I should know before I let my feelings make a fool of me.
I wonder if she’s still a virgin. If so, do I have a chance to be the one?
(The embarrasing thing is that I’ve read her on and off for years and never thought twice about her. Then I saw her on TV today and was smitten.)
I want to interview her. Her forthcoming book is called "Jew-ish."