Vroom, Vroom: I Need to Get Seriously Caffeinated

Running this blog takes time — and a ton of energy! And, despite my own efforts to power through the day and provide more news than any comparable site, I could use a bit more energy now and then. Which brings me to this announcement I found online, a press release from Vroom Foods.

The company manufactures FOOSH® ENERGY MINTS and BUZZ BITE® CHOCOLATE & MINT CHOCOLATE ENERGY CHEWS, a series of caffeinated products that have a loyal following. As their announcement makes abundantly clear – and this is where I heartily agree – people have got to be bonkers to spend a small fortune on designer coffee and other nonsense. That’s right: I’m talking to you, dear corporate overlords in Seattle. Vroom Foods makes sense. Get all the caffeine, with convenience, at the right price.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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