London’s Mayoral Race

Link: The next mayoral race for London will feature a tow-headed half-Jew, married to a Rothschild, against a Pakistani Muslim.

Steve has covered Zac’s father before.

He has two full siblings. Sister Jemima married the whitest man in Pakistan ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imran_Khan ), who is also a sportsman, rich guy, and politician, then divorced him and returned to England with their children where she became a classier version of Paris Hilton.

Brother Ben also married a Rothschild, divorced her after discovering that she was having an affair with a rapper from New Orleans, and remarried a lingerie model also named Jemima, a first name that does not seem to have been ruined by Aunt Jemima Syrup as in the USA.

Half-brother Robin Birley was mauled by a tiger in a private zoo when he was a boy is known as a major supporter of Gen. Pinochet, the former white Rhodesian government, and the hard right in England.

Half-sister Alex married an Italian rich guy and runs a large Mexican resort with him, here they are dressed as Maya at a party:

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And here they are in their normal attire:

PC Valmorbida, Alex Goldsmith

PC Valmorbida, Alex Goldsmith

Princess Diana is rumored to also be a half-sister.
Here is a image comparing Diana and her son to Zac and Jemima Goldsmith:

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Half-brother Manes, who goes by Jimmy, is the most boring of the group, he appears to be an executive with a Mexican soccer team.

* The most terrifying thing in this list is that a smart, super rich woman with three children would run off with a man called Jay Electronica.

About Luke Ford

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