Good liberal Jewish friends of mine are not happy about Muslims moving next door. My friends stand for same-sex marriage and tolerance and civil rights, but they’re not thrilled with Muslims because Muslims embody an anti-liberal attitude.
My friends say: I won’t be friendly. This is a Jewish street. Why would they even want to be here? So many other streets. They are taunting me.
Perhaps we need a Jewish version of the KKK to dress up in scary robes and light a menorah on their front yard?
Chaim Amalek: “We already have that. They are called Hasidim, and they even have their own paramilitary force patrolling the streets of their communities in Brooklyn: the Shomrim.”
Yaakov suggested we just stick to what works and put a burning cross on their lawn–let the Christians take blame for our prejudice.
