* What prompts white clerical types – just about always Christian, not that there is anything wrong with being Christian – to travel to darkest Africa in search of very dark negro babies to adopt? The love of Christ? They want to imitate Christ’s love in their daily lives by sacrificing themselves in an ultimate form of self-abnegation, bestowing love on the ultimate other.
* Chaim Amalek writes: What can we as Jews do to make our yeshivas more inclusive? I’m thinking of writing a book in Yiddish about a Rabbi who is transitioning to a Rebbetzin and the Rebbetzin transitioning to a Rabbi who meet, fall in love with one another, and marry. They retain their original spouses in an open but loving poly marriage, then they all go to Israel with a group of Africans, and standing from the Egyptian side of the border cry out in unison “Mr. Netanyahu, tear down this wall!”
Then in the future, the Wall comes down, and anti-racist Hitler makes an appearance with the ghost of Ann Frank to praise Israel for its willingness to come to terms with the past and correct old mistakes. Hugs all around, and the Palestinian Volk return to their heimat.
* Friend: “Who’s that hot woman?”
Luke: “Her son was just murdered.”
Friend: “Thanks for making me feel like a jerk.”
* Re: Waze. “Leave it to Israelis to make two billion from messing up our cities.”
* Chaim Amalek writes: “That’s what the OBAMARAT socialist truthers want you to believe when the Jews rape the truth of my transition with their microaggressive undocumented space alien GMO-free range chicken named Snow.”
* White folks be running and running and running. It happened that way in the sixties and seventies because it was easier to run than to fight.
* The first woman I dated when I moved to Los Angeles in 1994 was a shiksa who took me on our first date to a late night walk on a Malibu beach and on our second date to the Holocaust memorial in Pan Pacific Park where she considered it inappropriate to make out. The essential decency of the American goy never ceases to amaze me.
* I’ve never known anyone to write about their love life on FB and seen it turn out well. There’s something about making your love life so public that always destroys that love.
* Self-control is transferable. Build it up in one area of your life and it starts infecting others.
* Friend: “You’re a menace to society.”
Luke: “I’ve changed!”
Friend: “No you haven’t.”
Luke: “I’m in 12-step. I just want to love people.”
Friend: “No, you don’t. You’re into a life of pornography and violence.”
* Luke: “Who do you think will win the World Cup?”
Friend: “Huh?”
Luke: “Women’s soccer.”
Friend: “Where?”
Luke: “It’s being played in Canada. And who among us can say they are immune to the excitement?”
Friend: “Who can?”
Luke: “It’s like Australian History Month.”
* Report: Boris Johnson ‘breached gender discrimination laws’ with defence of Sir Tim Hunt claims MP
Chaim Amalek writes: I hope he has his head shaved, is stripped naked, and is forced to walk through a gauntlet of angry Feminists trailed by a woman in a Burka ringing a bell as she chants “Shame! Shame! Shame!”
