Some successful Orthodox Jewish men, married or unmarried, get to host hotties in their home. They’ll make the necessary arrangements with their rabbis to get the best looking women at their home for the holy Shabbat.
Meanwhile, I’m stuck with, at best, a skank in my hovel (or during particularly cold and lonely nights, my Calendar Girls print-outs).
God doesn’t love me. He’s punishing me for speaking lashon hara.
I remember this one baal teshuva who became a big deal in outreach. He’d line up the hottest chicks to his home on Shabbos but I never got an invite.
No wonder God eventually smote him with a heart attack.
I was chatting with a young man who was disturbed by the behavior of one community leader (uniformly lionized in the media and Jewish life, a formidable fundraiser and marketer). "He’s involved in this organization for young Orthodox singles. He hosts all manner of activities at his house. He hosts all-girls events at his house. He’s the chaperone.
"After going there, my girlfriend received a series of inappropriate emails from him.
"It’s just sick to do this under the auspices of a Jewish organization.
"He’s hosting an all-girls night to screen a movie. All girls in their twenties. He’ll be the only male there.
"Maybe I am the only one who sees this as a complete contradiction of Jewish values. Then to see him espouse Jewish values every week, it just makes me want to vomit.
"He starts off with a tisch where there’s a lot of alcohol involved. Then he’ll give a lecture about Jewish life and Jewish values."
"He’s not smart because it’s indiscriminate what he’s doing right now."
How come no Orthodox organization wants me to host Shabbat dinners for girls in their twenties? If they’re little and willing to lie on top of each other, I could probably fit four in the main room and three in the bathroom.
