A Great Testosterone Story

A friend says: I know this guy

Idiot liberal

He was talking about his father

His father went to the doctor

They diagnosed him with “too much testosterone”

So he started taking these pills

And the guy was elated because his father apparently stopped watching Fox News – which he used to watch fervently

And he turned into a liberal!!!

I don’t find that funny. I find it disturbing.

It’s very dystopian

He took the femininity pills and they emasculated him!!

Robbed him of his manhood and his rational will

Um it’s terrifying

And sad

People buy into that stuff

Who decides who had too much testosterone?

* A husband I know gets sick and his wife asks him, “Can you increase your disability policy?”

From a male perspective, women can seem terribly unromantic and pragmatic. They often don’t pause much before moving on to their next meal ticket.

I keep explaining to men, “Women aren’t bad because of their pragmatism. That’s just how they’ve evolved to survive, to deal with bigger dangerous men by trickery and deceit.”

* I wonder if God was sending me a message by giving me a traffic ticket last week outside the Museum of Tolerance? Perhaps the road I’ve been traveling on of late is the wrong one and I need to instead use my talents promoting diversity and multiculturalism?

* Why do people immediately assume I have lots to say about suicidal beta males like the German Wings pilot and German Wings pilot and Elliot Rodger types?”>Elliot Rodger types?

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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