A friend says: I know this guy
Idiot liberal
He was talking about his father
His father went to the doctor
They diagnosed him with “too much testosterone”
So he started taking these pills
And the guy was elated because his father apparently stopped watching Fox News – which he used to watch fervently
And he turned into a liberal!!!
I don’t find that funny. I find it disturbing.
It’s very dystopian
He took the femininity pills and they emasculated him!!
Robbed him of his manhood and his rational will
Um it’s terrifying
And sad
People buy into that stuff
Who decides who had too much testosterone?
* A husband I know gets sick and his wife asks him, “Can you increase your disability policy?”
From a male perspective, women can seem terribly unromantic and pragmatic. They often don’t pause much before moving on to their next meal ticket.
I keep explaining to men, “Women aren’t bad because of their pragmatism. That’s just how they’ve evolved to survive, to deal with bigger dangerous men by trickery and deceit.”
* I wonder if God was sending me a message by giving me a traffic ticket last week outside the Museum of Tolerance? Perhaps the road I’ve been traveling on of late is the wrong one and I need to instead use my talents promoting diversity and multiculturalism?
* Why do people immediately assume I have lots to say about suicidal beta males like the German Wings pilot and German Wings pilot and Elliot Rodger types?”>Elliot Rodger types?