Darren writes: I’m wondering if you only became Jewish, so it is considered “legit” to make Jew jokes.
Cause if you did, I’m converting to Australianism!
Here’s my first attempt:
While waiting to finalize their Australian residental status, two Afghanistani men start chatting. As they part, they agree to meet in a years time and see who has adapted better to the Australian way of life.
True to their word, they meet after the year is up. The first says to the second, “We have integrated so well…yesterday, I ate a meat pie and drank a VB while watching my son play Aussie rules, and we own a Holden VK Commodore.”
The second man replies “F**k off, ya towelhead.”
Last one:
How do you know if you’re an Aussie?
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
