What this world needs is a central Registry of Jews so anyone can look a person up and get a fast answer. I think I’ll start one because I want to start notifying Yidden when the Moshiach shows up.
Chaim Amalek: “When the Moshiach comes, goyim will try to bribe us with big money to get on such a list. Of course, we won’t let them. But to make them feel better, we may still take their money.”
