Souring On Orthodox Judaism

This hot Jewish chick I know is souring on Orthodox Judaism: “I don’t think God gave me these looks and this brain so I could put a scarf on my head and retreat from the world.”

A male friend interrogates me: “Who is this hot ortho woman? Why is she flirting with it? For most sensible people it holds little appeal apart from that you can get from a cult. Are you thinking of banging her?”

Luke: “Do you think I could communicate w any attractive woman without thinking of…?”

Friend: “Hmm…yes, if you are sufficiently steeped in Torah. That is because inside you are still a goy. You have yet to take that inner goy aside and crucify him.”

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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