Souring On Orthodox Judaism

This hot Jewish chick I know is souring on Orthodox Judaism: “I don’t think God gave me these looks and this brain so I could put a scarf on my head and retreat from the world.”

A male friend interrogates me: “Who is this hot ortho woman? Why is she flirting with it? For most sensible people it holds little appeal apart from that you can get from a cult. Are you thinking of banging her?”

Luke: “Do you think I could communicate w any attractive woman without thinking of…?”

Friend: “Hmm…yes, if you are sufficiently steeped in Torah. That is because inside you are still a goy. You have yet to take that inner goy aside and crucify him.”

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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