So, a friend of mine my age, answered a singles ad on Craigslist and talked to the woman and she turned out to be in her 70s! On the positive side, she’s in Fleetwood Mac.
Yes, a friend of mine. A friend very much like me. In fact, a part of me that I want to deny.
Chaim Amalek: Septuagenarians need love too.
Craigslist is for total losers.
Luke, have you been messing with Craigslist again? This is not the place for a Torah Jew like you to find a proper shiduch.
>> I was desperate.
Think of the advantages: no risk of pregnancy. She won’t beat you in arm wrestling.
Also, young chicks get turned on when they see a man with another woman. So you might be able to use your 70+ year old honey as a tool to get something younger. Like, say, her grand daughter.
Also, 70 year old women don’t menstruate, so no need for you to worry about any mikvah/needah issues.
Sex whenever you want it, without fear of sin.
Luke: I’m gonna leverage this relationship into something beautiful and lasting.
Chaim: Be sure you get into her will first.
Luke: When I’m set for life, we’ll see who’s laughing.
Let us put it this way. Suppose she somehow tracked me down and knocked on my door. Would I let her in? Probably. Now suppose once in, she marched to my room, and said “I want you”. Would I throw her out? Probably not. Let’s say she asked me for $400? Would I pay it? No.
