Jeff Taylor writes that Sarah is so hot that…
- Bob Dole threw his Viagra away after seeing her on Glenn Beck’s show.
- Bill Clinton just offered her an internship.
- Half of all homes in Alaska are heated by her.
- Palin was once sued by Roy Cooper for contributing to global warming.
- Her pinned-up hairdo is mandated by the Alaskan Wildlife Commission because when she wears it down, the state’s ice caps melt and polar bears drown.
- She was banned from Abercrombie & Fitch after making employees feel unattractive while shopping for her kids.
