The 64-Year Old Boy Toy

Joe emails:

I’m talking to Rex yesterday and they guy’s depressed cuz he’s got no baht, no SS coming and just broke up with his 86 year old "girlfriend". I asked him why and he said she was tightfisted with the $$ (imagine being a 64 year old boy toy.) He told me "it wasn’t going anywhere"….huh? I said "buddy…the only place it’s going at 86 is Boot Hill…."

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