palestine4ever: "Engineering sweeping moral change" leaves little time to clean the hovel 🙂
palestine4ever: That is a suspiciously feminine comforter for a bachelor.
palestine4ever: Unless it’s part of the pick up king tricks.
palestine4ever: "Come see my flower comforter, babe."
palestine4ever: I like the new title graphic up front
palestine4ever: A crucified Luke would be the best though
palestine4ever: Yay. 🙂
palestine4ever: "This Goy Died for Your Sins. And He’ll Rise and Print a Retraction on the 3rd Day"
palestine4ever: Luke, are you a fan of b-movies?
YourMoralLeader: no
palestine4ever: damn
palestine4ever: I was hoping to share some of my Italian amphetamine mad max rip-offs to ease your illness.
palestine4ever: I otherwise have no useful links
palestine4ever: I did sort of wonder why you weren’t consulted for Wired’s current cover story:
palestine4ever: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/magazine/16-08/howto_allison
palestine4ever: I believe you were a microcelebrity before anyone knew what a microcelebrity was
palestine4ever: i hope that’s a kosher magazine
palestine4ever: blessed by the cohenim
palestine4ever: you should twitter tho
palestine4ever: you’d probably have a lot of followers
palestine4ever: tech dorks obsessed with money like to show off their "eccentric friends"
palestine4ever: I believe you and the Tron Guy from Youtube are the only two reasonably qualified to critique that wired story
palestine4ever: Anyway, how are the Jews treating you?
palestine4ever: You weigh weighty moral issues all day.
palestine4ever: Your brain needs a rest, to renew itself with lighter fare.
Rebbe: show me your tongue
YourMoralLeader: you’re right
Rebbe: if u talk will I hear ou?
guest116: yeah why not marrrry
Rebbe: say something
guest116: you look handsome…somewhat
YourMoralLeader: thank you
YourMoralLeader: i need a good loving woman
Rebbe: I think this is a prerecorded webcam. Say something Luke.
guest116: you dont have one?
Rebbe: Great!!
RabbiGadol: Have you been to the mikvah?
Rebbe: I am a virgin
Rebbe: no need for mikva
RabbiGadol: I would not want to have sex with a needah
RabbiGadol: Yes there is, if you have been bleeding.
Rebbe: Ok I have been to mikvah
RabbiGadol: Of course, you might be a homosexual
RabbiGadol: Gays need not go to the mikvah
Rebbe: luke, get rid of this lewd guy
RabbiGadol: But the torah teaches that your kind must be exterminated if you lie down with a man as with a woman, unless you are a woman
Rebbe: yeah, thetorah is rubbish
RabbiGadol: The torah is fine with lesbians
RabbiGadol: Because after all, it was written by a guy.
Rebbe: torah is primitive fake
RabbiGadol: And guys like lesbians.
RabbiGadol: Luke, that beard is perhaps your greatest achievement in life.
Rebbe: most of torah is based on superstotion
Rebbe: luke yo are f**king manic depression
RabbiGadol: Rebbe, which school of thought are you part of?
Rebbe: rebbigadol. where are you in the world
RabbiGadol: Near New Jerusalem
RabbiGadol: Luke, what on earth are you watching/listening to?
RabbiGadol: And why?
Rebbe: I was brought up ultra orthodox. I am married, 3 kids ultra orthodox, but inside I believe nothing. You?
RabbiGadol: Rebbe, how does your spouse feel about these matters?
Rebbe: she doesnt know
Rebbe: what is your school
RabbiGadol: Tell her, and let the chips fall where they may
Rebbe: what is you school of thought Rebbi
RabbiGadol: Sister Theresa too, did not believe, and yet here she is a saint in the eyes of the Church.
RabbiGadol: Litvish-Reformed
Rebbe: ultra orthodox?
RabbiGadol: Criminy, what is this in the background?
YourMoralLeader: that was cheryl shuman
RabbiGadol: Me? No, I’m ultra-modern orthodox
YourMoralLeader: she’s been in a bad car accident
RabbiGadol: What happened to her?
YourMoralLeader: but made a video she emailed me and friends
RabbiGadol: Why is she sending you videos?
RabbiGadol: I thought she hated you.
Rebbe: luke, you have a sad life
YourMoralLeader: loves me too
YourMoralLeader: help me rebbe
Rebbe: do tsuvah. go to uman etc.
RabbiGadol: Luke, you would make a fine reform Jew.
RabbiGadol: You could be the most observant reform Jew in all of Christendom.
Rebbe: luke either orthodox or atheist. Reform is rediculous
RabbiGadol: Reform is fine for those for whom it is a good fit.
SATAN: i think he looks like a muslim imman
Rebbe: If orthodox arent true, then the whole thing is a myth…
RabbiGadol: Or maybe some of it.
RabbiGadol: Ask Luke.
RabbiGadol: He struggles with these problems.
Rebbe: f**k religion and f**k the god scam
RabbiGadol: Rebbe, why live a lie?
Rebbe: luke, is there a god??
RabbiGadol: Get out of the closet. Where do you live?
SATAN: he dont struggle wit food do e
Rebbe: I am too deep in it. Changing would mess everything up. Its a comfortable lie
RabbiGadol: where are you?
RabbiGadol: Many New York haredim find solace in hookers.
Rebbe: If i come out, i would lose my wife and kids and happy life, so its nbot worth it. I can get porn etc. on the net so there
RabbiGadol: Where do you live?
Rebbe: NY
RabbiGadol: Are you a hassid?
Rebbe: you?
Rebbe: yes
RabbiGadol: Which strain? Satmar?
Rebbe: Cant say. Protection
Rebbe: where do you live
RabbiGadol: Oh, unless it is some tiny little branch, don’t be so paranoid
RabbiGadol: NY
RabbiGadol: You are in Brooklyn?
Rebbe: if i would come out there would be an earthquake. I am actually in a very high position in my community. Enoiugh said 🙂
RabbiGadol: OK
RabbiGadol: Get yourself a pelegesh
Rebbe: Anyone for cybersex?
RabbiGadol: A Dominican
RabbiGadol: Dominicans make great pelegesh
Rebbe: I am not the way I am because of lust. I genuinely think its all crap
RabbiGadol: Luke, what should Rebbe do?
SATAN: go muslim
YourMoralLeader: what he is doing
RabbiGadol: Luke is much like you in that he really does not believe many core doctrines, but wants to remain part of the community for social reasons.
RabbiGadol: What do you make of a Jew living in a closet like the Rebbe?
Rebbe: I am back baybelech
RabbiGadol: Is the closet any place for a Jewish man?
Rebbe: luke, would u like me to leave
Rebbe: look at lukes ampty life
RabbiGadol: It is not all that empty
Rebbe: rabbi gadol, would u like to meet?
guest118: As opposed to everyone here
SATAN: i think hitler was a very misunderstood man listenin to you w**kers
RabbiGadol: Rebbe, because of the social implications of two strange men meeting, I, as a matter of public decorem, only meet with women from the internet. Just so that there are no misunderstandings.
Rebbe: satan, you need to get a life. Your train of thought hows us that u are unhappy wih your present self. seek help. good luck
guest118: 119 The smartest guest in the room. Image watching an empty cam
Rebbe: rabbi, i meant meet as in so that you see who i am, not in the sexual way…
SATAN: yeaaaa
RabbiGadol: I was kidding. I never meet anyone through the internet.
RabbiGadol: I know there are support groups for Jews who are closet atheists.
Rebbe: and even in that context, i was just teasing. If I come out, my life would be over in an important sense
Rebbe: where are these groups?
Rebbe: I am happy for someone to prove me wrong, i even yearn for someone to prove me wrong, but all theevidence that I see shows that god is just a myth
SATAN: ill buy that
RabbiGadol: I’m sure many practicing Jews agree with much of what you say here
Rebbe: check out the "greatest jews" in our time, a bunch of self loving pigs. see. satmar bobv, ponevetch etc.
Rebbe: sata, are you orthodox?
SATAN: god said when he threw me outa heaven watch that first step its a ba***rd
Rebbe: ha ha. were you born to an orthodox family?
Rebbe: going back to ur hitler comment, i would bet that yes
SATAN: i like religion it causes so many wars
