Best Facebook Update Of The Day

From my Orthodox friend M: “can’t find my Stripper’s Pants. Had planned to tear them off at a religious wedding tonight to reveal Red Spandex trousers underneath. The only possibly conclusion: God Wants Me To Keep My Trousers On. At least, this week. Who am I to question the will of the Almighty?”

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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