Best Facebook Update Of The Day

From my Orthodox friend M: “can’t find my Stripper’s Pants. Had planned to tear them off at a religious wedding tonight to reveal Red Spandex trousers underneath. The only possibly conclusion: God Wants Me To Keep My Trousers On. At least, this week. Who am I to question the will of the Almighty?”

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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