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ChaimAmalek:  Emma, I picture you walking barefoot in fields of heather, and I’ve no idea what heather is.
ChaimAmalek:  the straight Jewish Perez Hilton.
ChaimAmalek:  Maybe that could be your next goal
ChaimAmalek:  I have to admire a guy who came up from nothing on the web to where he is
ChaimAmalek:  Perez Hilton, Matt Drudge
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, for real – are you ever going to trim that beard?  I say either you get rid of it or you never touch it.
YourMoralLeader:  never touch it
ChaimAmalek:  Good.
Emma:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  Full Taliban
YourMoralLeader:  I feel a new confidence
ChaimAmalek:  But then ditch the western attire and start wearing one of those long white frocks like muslim men
Emma:  Everyone hide
ChaimAmalek:  And why not wear a turban every now and then? Certainly Judaism does not forbid it.
WELSHDRAGON:  lmao-full taliban-where’s ya ak47 luke?
ChaimAmalek:  You could even call yourself "the Jewish Imam"
ChaimAmalek:  And then won’t Rabbi Mushkin be sorry he crossed you
ChaimAmalek:  In fact, if I were you, I’d start an "enemies list" on, and give people the option of purchasing an indulgence to take their names off
ChaimAmalek:  Turbaned bearded Luke will command both respect AND dollars
ChaimAmalek:  Call yourself Luke X Ford
ChaimAmalek:  Brother Ford
ChaimAmalek:  Wear a bow tie
ChaimAmalek:  and a white shirt.
ChaimAmalek:  Also, get yourself frames – glasses without lenses to wear.
ChaimAmalek:  Then you will look even more studious

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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