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ChaimAmalek: Emma, I picture you walking barefoot in fields of heather, and I’ve no idea what heather is.
ChaimAmalek: the straight Jewish Perez Hilton.
ChaimAmalek: Maybe that could be your next goal
ChaimAmalek: I have to admire a guy who came up from nothing on the web to where he is
ChaimAmalek: Perez Hilton, Matt Drudge
ChaimAmalek: Luke, for real – are you ever going to trim that beard? I say either you get rid of it or you never touch it.
YourMoralLeader: never touch it
ChaimAmalek: Good.
Emma: lol
ChaimAmalek: Full Taliban
YourMoralLeader: I feel a new confidence
ChaimAmalek: But then ditch the western attire and start wearing one of those long white frocks like muslim men
Emma: Everyone hide
ChaimAmalek: And why not wear a turban every now and then? Certainly Judaism does not forbid it.
WELSHDRAGON: lmao-full taliban-where’s ya ak47 luke?
ChaimAmalek: You could even call yourself "the Jewish Imam"
ChaimAmalek: And then won’t Rabbi Mushkin be sorry he crossed you
ChaimAmalek: In fact, if I were you, I’d start an "enemies list" on lukeford.net, and give people the option of purchasing an indulgence to take their names off
ChaimAmalek: Turbaned bearded Luke will command both respect AND dollars
ChaimAmalek: Call yourself Luke X Ford
ChaimAmalek: Brother Ford
ChaimAmalek: Wear a bow tie
ChaimAmalek: and a white shirt.
ChaimAmalek: Also, get yourself frames – glasses without lenses to wear.
ChaimAmalek: Then you will look even more studious
