You can read here my heartbreaking works of staggering genius from 2008, 2009, 2010.
I don’t expect my readers to pick up all of the $500 tab, but if your paypal donations (see the button on the upper left of my site) go north of $200, I’ll go back to dancing and earn the rest.
P.S. This is also a golden opportunity to show concrete thanks for the kinder gentler direction of this blog since September 2009.