I Wonder How The Jewish Journal Feels About The Election?

Here’s the headline on JewishJournal.com right now: “GOP sweep makes one Jew a star, unseats and disempowers many others”

You can’t make this up. They want to portray the Republican victories as disempowering Jews. Yeah, we’re all walking around America today fearing a pogrom.

What kind of wanker uses the word ‘disempower’? Only a real tool. No manly man would use that kind of language.

I don’t know about you, but where I come from, when we meet people who use the word “disempower” or who describe themselves politically as “progressive”, we drag them behind trucks until they stop. Usually sorts them right out after a mile or two. Then we leave them for the bloody dingos.

Only a wanker would call himself a “progressive.” A manly man on the left would say he’s a leftist just like a manly man homo calls himself a homo or a poof or a fagella or a twink or light in his loafers or a sodomite or a Reconstructionist rabbi but he ain’t ever “gay” unless he’s particularly happy.

How long until the New York Times gives me William Safire’s old column “On Language”?

Only wankers like our president start using Latino accents for Latino words when otherwise speaking English sentences.

Did you hear the audio when the president said last week, “If Latinos sit out the election instead of, ‘we’re going to punish our enemies and we’re going to reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us’ — if they don’t see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it’s going to be harder.”

He said “Latino” with a Latino accent but every other word, he spoke as a white guy, but when he speaks to black audiences, he’ll slip into the negro dialect. What a clown.

No wonder Jon Stewart called him “dude.”

Yesterday Barack Obama told Ryan Seacrest he doesn’t mind being called dude.

Always elevating the presidency!

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