Typical White Person Live In My Cam Chat!

My Live Cam Chat With Pico/Robertson’s Finest Minds

From the New York Daily News:

This has turned into a pretty poor day for Barack Obama, capped by him saying his grandmother is afraid of black people not out of racial animosity, but because she is a “typical white person.”

Here’s the quote to Philadelphia sports station WIP, after he was asked if his grandmother — who he mentioned unflatteringly in his landmark speech on race Tuesday — was proud of him:

The point I was making was not that grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn’t.

But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn’t know, you know, there’s a reaction that’s been bred in our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that’s just the nature of race in our society.

We have to break through it, and what makes me optimistic is you see each generation feeling a little less like that, and that’s powerful stuff.

The campaign has not explained the remark.

Or this one, from Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill, which seems unintentionally to disparage previous African American leaders, much in the was Hillary Clinton seemed to diminish the contributions of Martin Luther King Jr. when she said back in New Hampshire that it took a president to realize his dream.

McCaskill told the Kansas City Star., “He, for the first time, I think, as a black leader in America, has come to the American people not as a victim, but rather as a leader.”

And then here’s Sen. John Kerry, seeming to make the same mistake that Clinton supporter and former Sen. Bob Kerrey did when he said Obama could reach out to other nations and cultures because of his background, which prompted accusations that he was covertly furthering the mistaken belief by some that Obama is Muslim.

Kerry told a Massachusetts Web site and newspaper that Obama could bridge the divide with moderate Muslims. Asked what gives him the credibility to do that, Kerry said: “Because he’s an African-American. Because he’s a black man who has come from a place of oppression and repression in our own country.”

Update: Ben LaBolt, an Obama spokesman, offered the following clarification: “Barack Obama said specifically that he didn’t believe his grandmother harbored any racial animosity but that her fears were understandable and typical of those often shared by her generation.”

Ummm, that’s not what he said.

My Live Cam Chat With Pico/Robertson’s Finest Minds:

KhunShabazz:  How many of the gals tuned in right now will be back tonight to watch Luke, squash zits, floss chunks of food out of his teeth and turn around, bend over and show his Plumber’s Crack…
janice:  hahahahahah
TypicalWhitePerson:  anyone see obama’s latest gaffe?
janice:  i hate whites
TypicalWhitePerson:  "typical white person"
KhunShabazz:  hahaaaaa
janice:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  turn me loose!
TypicalWhitePerson:  http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/dc/2008/03/typical-white-person.html
catherine:  i wish i could feel you know
TypicalWhitePerson:  too good
RussianDragon:  you needed me
janice:  no feelings here my love
RussianDragon:  you needed me
TypicalWhitePerson:  typical white person
TypicalWhitePerson:  love it
TypicalWhitePerson:  what about hillary though?
TypicalWhitePerson:  I have a link for her too
janice:  WHO CARES
KhunShabazz:  I wonder if women masterbate online whilst Luke flosses his teeth?
TypicalWhitePerson:  you know she "hates" nafta, but actually supported nafta
RussianDragon:  janice is in a luke haze
RussianDragon:  for the moment
TypicalWhitePerson:  sad
janice:  yes i am
janice:  its carzy\
TypicalWhitePerson:  you are sad janice
janice:  crazy   …ooops
janice:  yup  for luke
RussianDragon:  what does your hubby think about this
janice:  lol
janice:  hahah what hubby?
janice:  hahahaha
RussianDragon:  the hubby you married
RussianDragon:  lol
TypicalWhitePerson:  how old are you janice?
RussianDragon:  remember
janice:  older than you
TypicalWhitePerson:  very sad
janice:  no
KhunShabazz:  Janice are you turned on when Luke walks in front of the camera in his evening dresss?
YourMoralLeader:  lol
janice:  no man too   sadder
catherine:  i am divorced
YourMoralLeader:  be nice
TypicalWhitePerson:  do you rent or own your own home?
RussianDragon:  since luke turned up
janice:  omg hahahaha
RussianDragon:  she devorced
janice:  do you rent or won hahahahaha
TypicalWhitePerson:  well?
KhunShabazz:  Luke likes divorced women so long as the X isn’t a violent psycho
catherine:  i am single know
YourMoralLeader:  let’s all have a hug
TypicalWhitePerson:  ew
TypicalWhitePerson:  let’s not
RussianDragon:  her hubby doesn’t think so
KhunShabazz:  what the world needs now is LOVE
RussianDragon:  ;op
catherine:  come on then
TypicalWhitePerson:  I dn’t want to get anywhere NEAR that herpes ridden luke
RussianDragon:  turn me loose
KhunShabazz:  wash you mouth out with soap TWP
TypicalWhitePerson:  it’s true though
TypicalWhitePerson:  every porn slut has herpes, and he was with a lot of porn sluts
KhunShabazz:  Luke has herpes?
TypicalWhitePerson:  yeah
YourMoralLeader:  i dont have any STDs
YourMoralLeader:  i always used protection – moral and physical!
TypicalWhitePerson:  no you didn’t
RussianDragon:  lol
TypicalWhitePerson:  I know from kendra
KhunShabazz:  how about anal warts…does Luke have anal warts and how do you know?
TypicalWhitePerson:  and others
YourMoralLeader:  I’ve got the STD tests to prove it!
RussianDragon:  show us
TypicalWhitePerson:  it’s the gift that keeps giving
KhunShabazz:  ahhh ha Luke didn’t boff Kenda..his weenie went limp…so, therefore he doesn’t have herpes
User guest42 left the room.
TypicalWhitePerson:  std tests won’t show herpes
TypicalWhitePerson:  nope
janice:  ok stop talking trash
janice:  americans love talkin s**t
TypicalWhitePerson:  he definitely did kendra jade a lot
TypicalWhitePerson:  read his blog
TypicalWhitePerson:  he was in love with her
KhunShabazz:  bull..Luke speak up and defend yourself
RussianDragon:  who didn’t do kendra
janice:  his blog is fine
TypicalWhitePerson:  he even said he wanted to marry her
KhunShabazz:  did you or didn;t you?
TypicalWhitePerson:  and "take her away"
janice:  who cares  r u guys fags for him
TypicalWhitePerson:  oh he DEFINITELY did kendra
KhunShabazz:  Marry..but only if she became a Yidette..which she did
TypicalWhitePerson:  and he’s still a little bit in love with her
janice:  omg i am falling into the "trap"
TypicalWhitePerson:  she’s married now
TypicalWhitePerson:  has a maid
KhunShabazz:  LOVE..the world needs more of it
ImInTheHoodThisShabbos:  http://youtube.com/watch?v=DMs-p5y6cvo&feature=related
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KhunShabazz:  TWP do you find Barney Frank attractive
ImInTheHoodThisShabbos:  this is the most important video on Obama and clinton
User guest44 left the room.
KhunShabazz:  he’s on the news right now
User TypicalWhitePerson changed their name to NotKendra.
janice:  i’m gonna stream soon…..actually no  bad idea
ImInTheHoodThisShabbos:  http://youtube.com/watch?v=DMs-p5y6cvo&feature=related
NotKendra:  janice, honestly you need a mensch, not someone like Luke
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RussianDragon:  deepend
janice:  be nice
janice:  to him and me
NotKendra:  lol
RussianDragon:  lol
KhunShabazz:  hahaaaa
NotKendra:  have you ever "dated" him in the flesh?
KhunShabazz:  life is much too short to waste time on this chatline but we do
NotKendra:  his cut off is about 25 I think

 Kitten Natividad
NotKendra:  yeah Kitten omg
NotKendra:  and he f**ked her too!
palestine4ever:  Nice Jewish Girl, although no one ever saw her
NotKendra:  with her mother who makes her live outside in a tent
KhunShabazz:  …was the kind of gal who walked around with a mattress on her back offering curb service.
palestine4ever:  yesterday luke was like 🙁 but now he’s all like 😀
palestine4ever:  because 1 dose of Soft Power Rock is never enough
palestine4ever:  I suddenly feel like I’m listening to the band at a high school football game
janice:  sorry but i happen to think luke is amazing
Guest:  Hey Luke — thought you were reporting that Rabbi P was moving back to Israel, not your reporting Rabbi W wants him to take over BJ?
palestine4ever:  janice, just so you know, Luke becomes really weird when girls show interest in him
palestine4ever:  women are like cocaine to Luke, he becomes a caricature of himself after snorting them up
RussianDragon:  it’s the lithium interacting with the other drug
YourAmoralLeader:       from porn reporter to moral leader, a fine leap
palestine4ever:  Luke, you are trying my religious convictions with this music
janice:  you are a beautifuuly put together man
LukesOtherGroupieNotJanice:  luke you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute
janice:  yum
LukesOtherGroupieNotJanice:  so handsome
LukesOtherGroupieNotJanice:  your teeth
palestine4ever:  Allah tests us in many ways but "Working for the Weekend" 3 times in a row is pushing it
LukesOtherGroupieNotJanice:  your smile
LukesOtherGroupieNotJanice:  your eyes
User guest58 changed their name to DoooDaaa.
LukesOtherGroupieNotJanice:  your beard
YourAmoralLeader:   Janice get a grip, he does reporting on the porn industry for gosh sake, he’s seen a hundred like you
palestine4ever:  silver barettes no less
RussianDragon:  almost
janice:  those lips are sooooooo great
palestine4ever:  he quit porn, YAL
YourAmoralLeader:   luke is asexual janice
palestine4ever:  (again)
YourMoralLeader:  56, how did you find this place?
DoooDaaa:  janice…both hands on the keyboard
YourMoralLeader:  cam chat?
palestine4ever:  Luke’s a spy in the House of Hebrews
guest56:  i just did a random google search for live cams, and this one was one of the choices
guest56:  the guy on the cam looks like Steven Spielberg
YourMoralLeader:  how about some scorpions?
palestine4ever:  that’s a hell of a compliment
palestine4ever:  Spielberg is the Jew every non-lawyer or doctor Jew aspires to be
alexanderthegreat:  wow i have known leader say so much very interesting
palestine4ever:  Luke Ford: celebrating gimmick songs about dead empires
RussianDragon:  you can only rent a jew with curly hair
YourMoralLeader:  everyone having an easy esther fast?
palestine4ever:  I believe we may get some sanskrit poetry here if we’re lucky
YourAmoralLeader:   isnt easter when the rabbit comes out of it hole and if it sees its shadow we have three more weeks of winter?
YourMoralLeader:  I wanna rock you like a hurricane
YourAmoralLeader:  you can tell yML is in pm with janice, you can tell by the smile on his face
nicky:  f**k easter, just  gimme  the chocolate
YourAmoralLeader:   great song luke, lets stick to the script though
palestine4ever:  It was a sad day when the Scorpions all lost their hair and began wearing hats
palestine4ever:  you just can’t be a rockstar in baseball caps
YourAmoralLeader:      never did work
palestine4ever:  the b**ch is hungry
palestine4ever:  I HEARD THAT MORAL LEADER FRAUD
User 0000  entered the room.
0000:  hi folks
User RussianDragon changed their name to ILoveCuteFluffyBunnies.
alexanderthegreat:  hi oooo
palestine4ever:  hello 0000
0000:  hi
ILoveCuteFluffyBunnies:  hi 0000
palestine4ever:  can we call you 00 for short
ILoveCuteFluffyBunnies:  how is 0001 doing
0000:  thats fine
0000:  0001 is great
ILoveCuteFluffyBunnies:  great
YourAmoralLeader:  ok luke take over for me I need to study torah and wrap tefilin
palestine4ever:  and how about that adorable little 0000.5 of yours?
0000:  shes asleep
0000:  is janices husband a big guy?
guest69:   no he’s an old guy
0000:  so no need for our leader to fear him
ladygodiva:  your as old as u feel
ILoveCuteFluffyBunnies:  he apparently said to janice to be careful online
guest69:   no your as old as the woman you feel
guest71:  hello
0000:  like erm hes not likely to get  duffed up or worse
ladygodiva:  or the man
palestine4ever:  you may wind up the object of a converted aussie jew’s levitra-inspired rage
palestine4ever:  luke is ROCKIN ON
guest73:  GIVE ENGLAND A WAVE
palestine4ever:  he’s PARTYING LIKE ITS 1986
YourMoralLeader:  How about a hymn for England?
guest71:  PUT THE MUSIC DOWN SO WE CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE
palestine4ever:  Maybe this cam is a method he’s using to prevent masterbation and other sinfulness?
guest73:  how about all things bright and beautiful!!
palestine4ever:  he really can’t, y’know, pleasure himself while on cam
RussianDragon:  every time you want to masturbate
RussianDragon:  turn on the luke cam
palestine4ever:  at least not without someone snapping a picture
DoooDaaa:  both hands on keyboard lady
palestine4ever:  or a bright yellow walkman
guest71:  HEY LUKE, SO WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR? OBAMA OR CLINTON?
palestine4ever:  Luke’s an Alan Keyes man
DoooDaaa:  good god
YourMoralLeader:  didnt vote
ladygodiva:  luke reminds me of castaway
RussianDragon:  wow
RussianDragon:  yes exactly
palestine4ever:  SOME GUYS DIED FOR YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE YOU IMMIGRANT
guest69:  is it just me or does he look a little like Sudam hussain?
guest71:  CAN YOU PLEASE SAY SOMETHING TO US
ladygodiva:  no tom hanks
guest71:  WITHOUT MUSIC

palestine4ever:  he lives alone but his seed is so fertile that he impregnates women just by giving them the time
palestine4ever:  and the only women he’ll ever respect are sexless elderly yentas
guest75:  this is the weirdest s**t ive ever seen
palestine4ever:  it grows on  you, guest 75
Janice:  you will become a follower
palestine4ever:  Luke is the foremost Australian expert on Jews
palestine4ever:  dream a lot of euros?
palestine4ever:  that’s a strange question, but an interesting one
nicky:  hey u over  theerwhats  it  like   t have  no  hair, isit hot or is it  coldi   dont know cos  im not  bold
palestine4ever:  nicky, when the caliphate reclaims our lost territories i will look out for you
nicky:  moral u look lik emy  ex
palestine4ever:  nicky = hot chick
nicky:  yep thast me
YourMoralLeader:  really?
YourMoralLeader:  tell me about him
palestine4ever:  beware, Luke, they’re coming to tempt you on this pre-Good Friday afternoon

palestine4ever:  Luke, I take back what I said earlier
palestine4ever:  you’re getting kind of a sober Christopher Hitchens look going on now
nicky:  4.48 u  lucky  git…  i  would  still  have 8 cans at  that time
palestine4ever:  you need to smile less though
palestine4ever:  private call
palestine4ever:  don’t keep secrets from us Luke
palestine4ever:  I’m sure that’s in one or another of the thousands of silly taboos your people have

palestine4ever:  i live in mexico city and the grand midwest of these united states, nicky
palestine4ever:  not too bad but it’s cold as s**t here compared to mexico
palestine4ever:  i’ve been here for a month and it sucks
palestine4ever:  originally Chicago, but i’ve lived in Mexico the last three years
palestine4ever:  i came back to sell a few bits of property but it’s taking forever
nicky:  why  u  americansall got  nice whiteteeth
palestine4ever:  the market is godawful right now
palestine4ever:  extremely male
nicky:  ok
palestine4ever:  and looking forward to 40 virgins in heaven
palestine4ever:  because i still haven’t met one on earth
nicky:  they must b  ugly  f**kers
palestine4ever:  under a burqa they all look the same
nicky:  hahahaha
palestine4ever:  luke is jewish and i’m his arabian foil
palestine4ever:  my goal is to get him to convert to the one true faith
palestine4ever:  luke, did you get janice’s number?
palestine4ever:  you need to build a zealous fanbase
palestine4ever:  you need to call them every so often to inform them of the latest Luke Ford brand exploitation
palestine4ever:  he’s more of a vegemite guy
YourMoralLeader:  isn’t she married?
palestine4ever:  hmm, immediately you think of sex. interesting Luke

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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