Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

Mickey Kaus writes:

1) Border control advocates want an actual physical fence.

2) Respectable Bush comprehensivist types like Chertoff want to substitute a sophisticated hi-tech "virtual fence" for the crude actual physical fence.

3) Border control types say the "virtual fence" won’t work.

4) Respectable Bush comprehensivists like Chertoff in fact cut back on actual fencing, choosing the "virtual fence."

5) Where it’s installed, the actual fence works.

6) Where it’s installed, the "virtual fence" doesn’t work .

7) Chertoff feels sorry for himself ("I thought I heard myself getting roundly criticized … as squishy and soft").