Jewish Love

Here’s a report from the front lines:

This guy was hitting on my friend via IM.

"I have the lulav and you have the esrog"
"I’m going to light your shamesh"
"I’ll put the poppy seeds in your hamentashen"
"Jelly in your sufganiya"
"Brie in your matza"
"I’ll be the haroset in your hillel sandwich"

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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