I took the plunge and instantly obtained my ministerial credentials. Then, after consultation with Lucha VaVoom, I volunteered my services on Cupid’s big night to "loving, committed couple[s] in possession of a valid wedding license looking for a unique way to tie the knot."
The perfect pair turned up immediately. Big fans of Lucha VaVoom who were already planning a Jewish-Buddhist interfaith ceremony with a rabbi next month, Weiner and Ko were not just ready and willing to declare their undying love in front of a giant theater filled with strangers, strippers and masked luchadores, they were thrilled with the idea.
Don’t care for the service I planned? No problem. When you officiate a wedding, you have my Universal Life Church-sanctioned blessing to create your own.
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