Mazlin, a graduate of Valley Torah Academy, was arrested in an FBI sting last year for trying to arrange sex with a 13-year-old girl.
David now has a blog – The Daily Sweat — with his friend Yitz Rabovsky.
David introduces himself this way: "We are not dorks that blog all day, and complain about the government and the environment. I mean for God’s sake were Rublican. We are writting because we are smart, funny, interesting, inspiring, inquisitive, sensitive, romantic, optimistic, serious, playful, hyperactive, smooth talking, motivational, manipulative, good looking, rich, hungry, fully clothed, clean shaven, Jewish, marketable, knowledgeable, quirky, happy, sleepy, sneezy, bashful, angry, dopey, and doc, people who have funny and interesting opinions for the world to hear."
While driving to work on erev Chanukah, I was listening to Dan Patrick explain how the Patriots last two close games are only a testament to how good they really are. When after finishing that segment, his next guest was supposed to be the best three-point shooter in NBA history, Reggie Aloisius Miller. However he pulled a maneuver that most good hosts pull called a “hook,” and instead quickly put on a surprise guest.
A girl who worked for the Washington Post, and who wrote an article so “inspiring” that they even posted her article in the LA Times. She is a Jewish girl who briefly retold her story about how when she was ten years old she always felt it was wrong for her to enjoy Christmas songs and that she used to hear Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas is You” and would secretly love it, but as a Jew she couldn’t indulge herself in Mariah’s high-pitched, overly annoying, glass shattering, tumor causing, death defying, convulsive eye twitching squeal.
She went on to say that Christmas after Christmas she kept hearing this song, and after a while she couldn’t take it anymore. She decided that she loves this song so much that she doesn’t care what her “Rabbi” Stephanie Rosenblatt thinks. So she now partakes in Christmas, and is engaged to be married this December. The “cherry on top” of this story is that she said that she will be having an Orthodox Jewish wedding, and she will be playing “All I Want for Christmas is you” as she walks to the chuppah.
Joe, a member of the Valley’s Orthodox community, says: "What worries me is that since his parents are rich, and he has no major record, that his lawyers will get him off with a slap on the wrist, and he will be out on the streets to do it again but only this time wont be so stupid as to do it with the F.B.I.
"Is there any way you can get a copy of his arrest and mug shot? This will paint a clearer picture of what he is. Last I heard he was indicted. Please do some research and get us an update on this hot and very important story for the Jewish Orthodox community, he should be made an example of, so that other Orthodox kids who are messed up, won’t follow in his footsteps. This guy is going around the valley and LA, acting even more shallow and full of himself than before his arrest, he feels untouchable, much like O.J. walks around with a smug "I got away with it" persona."
Jane, a member of L.A.’s Orthodox community, says: "What you have to understand about him is that his whole life his aim was to be very cool and popular and he was basically a bully. He was captain of Valley Torah’s basketball team. He was the jock who only spoke to pretty girls although he wasn’t a very good basketball player, probably the worst on the team. It was about status. He dated his wife only two weeks before they got enagaged and she is in hell now.
"He is out all over town eating in expensive eateries with friends not his wife, sort of to say ‘Hey, it’s ok, I’m still cool, I’m not a pariah.’
"He tells his friends he’s innocent but can’t go into details."
"He’s very smooth and his friends are the coolest and people fear that he’ll put out the word that they’re no good and they’ll be socially ruined."
"Probably 95% of Valley Torah’s graduates are virgins."
"When his blog first came out all the comments were 99% against him calling him a perv. So he deleted all the comments and made it so you can’t post a comment, he is good at P.R.
"Of course most people don’t believe him, but his friends who he has fooled all these years actually believe that the F.B.I would frame a random guy for two months and then arrest him, risking that he could easily sue them for millions."
"He’s Hollywood. He lives for the limelight. I think he’s enjoying this. Any press is good press. He has a fan page on Facebook. He’s a fake black-hatter."
"He got arrested the day before his sister’s wedding. His parents bailed him out right away. Nobody else at the wedding knew what had happened. He was totally cool, calm and collected. That’s quite smooth for a guy who just got locked up and is facing many years in prison with huge men who rape you. He is so smug that he thinks he can get away with anything, he just needs some rabbis to say he is a good guy and that his family is very good and a few good lawyers and then he is golden."
David Mazlin writes on Facebook about his new blog:
This is not a joke!!!!!!
Go to this website!!!!
Everyone should go to this website to read Yitz Rabovsky and MY very entertaining articles. We hopefully will have a magazine coming out within the next year. We are getting VERY BIG and encouraging more of our friends to check it out daily and make sure tell your friends.
