I Am Forever Yours Faithfully

While going about God’s work on earth, I’ve been watching this 1983 Journey video over and over again on my Best of Journey DVD and I’m wondering if it means I’m gay. Not that I’m a faigele, but why are Steve Perry’s pants so tight? (My parents taught me that such outfits impede the blood’s circulation to the peepee and drain one of the life force.) Is it just me or is he androgynous?

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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