I’m using Adolf Hitler to improve my luck with the opposite sex. When inviting them over for movies at the hovel wasn’t pulling, I suggested they come listen to the new book I got from the library on Hitler.
While I’ve yet to have success with this method, I’ve certainly grabbed attention.
I’m also offering some Holocaust movies and a Holocaust coloring book for needed balance in my cultural offerings.
Chaim Amalek emails:
I’m guessing you are using "Hitler’s Table Talk", which has a more conversational style than "Mein Kampf". Which book are you using? Which quotes? Hitler was very popular with the ladies, you know, and not just the frauleines. (Witness the Mitford sisters.)
Further to your efforts regarding your standing in the Jewish Community vs. your desire for fame above all, I suggest you pen the following article for HEEB Magazine:
"How I Use the Holocaust to Get Hot Shiksas to Have Sex With Me"
Then, consider writing another book: "The impoverished middle-aged man’s guide to getting laid in LA".
Hyponotism? Roofies? Brute force?
You’re not in good enough shape to use brute force.
Only you are to blame for your poverty. Do what I tell you to do when I tell you to do it, and you will become at least as rich and popular with the ladies as that Joe Francis person.
