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BTF writes:

I have hung whiteboards all around my mother’s basement and each month I do an Excel spreadsheet and then walk around and write the numbers on the whiteboards. Then I pace back and forth and make decisions about changes. Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night and walk around the whiteboards feeling like Admiral Ackbar reading tactical displays and preparing for a Rebel strike against the Empire. Ha ha ha.

It works out very well for me because my bedroom is also in the basement. When I bring girls over, my mother can’t hear anything because I bought a bunch of foam stuffing and put it in between the ceiling tiles and the ceiling so I can get freaky with the ladies. Sometimes I tell them that my mom can hear everything so they have to be quiet and then I do things that make them want to scream but they are afraid to.