It’s like taking a check for my lovemaking skills.
It just doesn’t feel right.
I don’t want to make money from Torah Ringtones and Torah Weirdos For Christ.
That’s why I’ve been so slow to commercialize this sacred website.
I’m so spiritual that I don’t like worrying my pretty little head about such carnal concerns. It’s like reading "The Game" to pick up women.
It’s not part of the divine plan for my life.
The things of God and the things of man should be separate.
I just find tweaking my AdSense so tawdry. I want to concentrate on the things of Heaven, not play with the Devil.
It’s easier for a camel to thread the eye of a needle than for a rich blogger to find salvation.
The only way I’ll allow myself to include advertising on my websites is to do it so ineptly that I only make the minimum of money.
I put in AdSense codes today for my blogs YourMoralLeader and Mel Needs Help. It felt awkward. Why must my art be contaminated?
Oh, how I long for the days when I could live off Holly Randall.
I’ve stepped up my economizing. I just cancelled HBO (saving $15 a month). The last time I tried to do that, they offered me six months for $5 a month. I was hoping they’d do the same this time but they offered me nothing.
