Pravda reports: ‘Hillary Clinton

Pravda runs a photo of Hillary and Barak Obama and credits it to "theonion.com."

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton was said to have a lesbian relationship with her aide, Huma Abedin. Someone else vilified Clinton’s central Republican opponent, former mayor of New York Rudy Giuliani: an anonymous individual wrote on his or her blog that Giuliani’s wife was involved in a program to kill innocent puppies to test medical products.

Other front runners – Mitt Romney and Fred Thompson – are less popular in dirty election tricks. They were smeared as a Mormon and a corrupt playboy respectively.

From NewsGroper.com: John McCain writes:

Mother McCain, you must stop talking like this. Please Mother, go back and sit in your rocking chair and leave me alone. Hillary Clinton is not evil, Mother. I will take care of her, Mother, but in the election, not with a sharp knife. This is a democracy Mother. No, Mother, I don’t care if you already bought the knife.

Get her while she’s showering? That doesn’t even make sense Mother, Hillary showers at her house with Huma Abedin, not in the motel we’re staying in while we campaign in New Hampshire. Mother, have you been taking your medication? Oh, please, Mother, will you put down that knife.

I wouldn’t go so far as call you “batshit senile,” but I will be forced to stop bringing you with me on interviews if you don’t behave yourself Mother. Oh I’m sorry Mother, I didn’t mean that. I’ll go prepare your bath.

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