Halloween was boring and ridiculous. It was a night filled with waiting around and a mean, fat Goth bitch. That’s right… I said it. It all began when I found out my friend Zita was not riding with me to a party we were going to. She decided to ride with a bunch of people who decided to pick up some chick who lives in Burbank… at 10pm… on Halloween. Of course they get stuck in major traffic for almost 2 hours! Did the bitch in Burbank have two broken legs? Why couldn’t she get her ass up and in a car and drive to the party on Sunset and Labrea? So I end up waiting…and waiting until I get bored. So I text my "friend" Neil and see what he’s up to. He invites me to his house for a bit before he goes out. When I arrive to Neil’s place he is already heading out and invites me to a Goth party. Very hesitant to go, I decide it’s a good idea to go and kill some time before meeting with Zita and her clan of crazies. So I follow Neil and his friends to Crenshaw and Pico Blvd where white, gothy kids don’t belong. I finally figure out we aren’t going to a house party but to a venue having a Halloween party. I’m actually getting annoyed writing this so to make a long story short my night was ruined because Neil and his friends were assholes. The one who stood out was his friend Olga who is the fat, Goth bitch I mentioned earlier. She was super nasty to me for no reason at all. I figured she was one of Neil’s bitches who was super jealous of me.
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