Damsel In Distress

My 19yo friend calls. "I’m in Miami. I flew in on one of my friend’s private jets. I ended up staying a lot longer than I was supposed to. I was supposed to stay the night and I’ve stayed since Monday." "Now he wants me to quit my job and move to Miami. I’m so stressed out." "He has $70 million. "I am upset. I wake up one morning. I go to a set. I jump on a plane. And then I’m told to quit my job. "I’m lost and confused." Luke: "He’s in love with you." Damsel: "He’s known me for a day." Luke: "That’s what men do. They love to rescue women." Damsel: "I just moved into a new apartment. I have a hamster to take care of. He’s like, ‘I’m buying you a ticket. Pack your stuff and come back here on Monday. And you’re not working.’" "Him and I know the same people like Jevon Kearse."

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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