Damsel In Distress

My 19yo friend calls. "I’m in Miami. I flew in on one of my friend’s private jets. I ended up staying a lot longer than I was supposed to. I was supposed to stay the night and I’ve stayed since Monday." "Now he wants me to quit my job and move to Miami. I’m so stressed out." "He has $70 million. "I am upset. I wake up one morning. I go to a set. I jump on a plane. And then I’m told to quit my job. "I’m lost and confused." Luke: "He’s in love with you." Damsel: "He’s known me for a day." Luke: "That’s what men do. They love to rescue women." Damsel: "I just moved into a new apartment. I have a hamster to take care of. He’s like, ‘I’m buying you a ticket. Pack your stuff and come back here on Monday. And you’re not working.’" "Him and I know the same people like Jevon Kearse."

About Luke Ford

My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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