Forgive Me, Father, For I Wrote Something Very Gay

I got an email yesterday from a famous author. I’ve read all his books. He said he liked my work and he sought my help for a piece he was writing. We exchanged a few emails and then I dropped this: "Yeah, it inspired this vivid fantasy in my head that you were moving here and we were going to be friends…" I’m expecting a restraining order any day now.