I’m As Happy As A Mexican On Cesar Chavez Day

Mexican: “You Jews get ten days of holidays a year, we get one.”
Luke: “You are humble people.”
Mexican: “Shut up.”

Mexican on Cesar Chavez Day: “I’m so bored!”
Luke: “Maybe you could read on Google about Cesar Chavez.”
Mexican: “You’re such an ass.”

Mexican: “You’re falling from the pedestal I have you on as a smart white man.”
Luke: “Well, when I make a mistake, my fellow white man bails me out. White privilege.”

About Luke Ford

My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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