* I sometimes wonder if I put so much effort into provoking people because I like attention, it is my substitute for meaning and love.

* Ever notice women once they hit their forties often cut their hair real short and then all their older female friends praise them for it?

* Tell him you were tired, and struggling with Trump.

* Many Jews/Irish/Japs/blacks/Muslims do not like to hear anything that confirms stereotypes, even if it’s a compliment or a joke.

* How many friends would I lose if I suggested that America treat Israel like any other nation?

* So he manipulates money instead of working with his hands, right?

* It’s sad that Kuwait hates Muslims.

* It’s a shame Saudi Arabia doesn’t have an activist court system to stop this horrible expulsion of unwanted refugees.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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