Chasing The Moneychangers Out Of The Temple

* I sometimes wonder if I put so much effort into provoking people because I like attention, it is my substitute for meaning and love.

* Ever notice women once they hit their forties often cut their hair real short and then all their olderfemale friends praise them for it? #sad

* Tell him you were tired, and struggling with Trump.

* Liberal Jews have the hegemony and are prone to tantrums to enforce it.

* Many Jews/Irish/Japs/blacks/Muslims do not like to hear anything that confirms stereotypes, even if it’s a compliment or a joke.

* How many friends would I lose if I suggested that America treat Israel like any other nation?

* So he just manipulates money instead of working with his hands, right? Yeah, a money-changer. Brilliant bloke.

* Make a hispanic friend named Jesus and introduce them.
“My friend Jesus is going to drive you from this city.”

* If he gets offended, tell him that Jesus works for Uber. But since Uber sounds German, that still might offend him.

* It’s sad that Kuwait hates Muslims.

* It’s a shame Saudi Arabia doesn’t have an activist court system to stop this horrible expulsion of unwanted refugees.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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