Highlights From My Twitter Feed

My Twitter:

* Under-earning thinking: Hoping others will take care of you. That collapsing will get you the love you seek.

* Under-earning thinking: If I could just get in a minor accident or get sick, I could rest for a few days.

* I know I can be sailing along fine, and then if one prop under my life gets kicked out or disturbed, I’m dying to porn or act out other ways.

* I want to love God. I have such a distant relationship with Him.

* I tend to treat God like a necessary evil.

* You can’t hear God when you’re chewing gum.

* Every time I’ve fallen in love, it’s been with a fantasy. I wonder if
I am capable of loving a real person.

* If you are a leader, it is right-sized for you to go out and lead. (Underearners Anonymous)

* If you are a writer, it is right-sized for you to write (while earning an honorable living).

* If you are honorably on disability, it is right-sized for you to write, paint, develop your gifts.

* If you are funny, it is right-sized for you to make jokes on Twitter and other social media.

* My mate, Yezter Hara, says bipolar alcoholic Catholic girls are the best. But Torah says no.

* I do feel much better as I age. The torrent of hormones was too much as a young man who wanted to love God.

* Mate: “No wonder you’re so good at blogging. The Kundalini people are right about redirecting sexual energy. Ellen White would be proud.”

* Writing with a nice pen is an erotic experience, but does that make me gay? Am I sublimating my urges?

* It is easy for me to lose my mind and my sobriety over the combo of brains, beauty and breasts. Higher Power! I need you! I love you!

* If you don’t connect normally (me!), you’ll try to connect abnormally, often with people who are not interested and then the police come.

* Humility means accepting reality. Humiliation means not living in reality (truth). (UA)

* #JudaismIsExclusion

* Ari Ben Canaan: No offense, Luke, but that’s odd coming from a convert. Jewish racial-religious complex is inclusive – see Ethiopians, e.g.

* Everything is a matter of perspective and context. In some ways, Judaism is open and universal, other ways tribal and exclusive.

* Casey: continually distinguishing between converts & “regular” doesn’t seem very inclusive…

* @JudaismIsExclusion is more true than Judaism is universal and open.

* How would Jews react to people burning Torah scrolls? Asking for a friend.

* I’ve found that lower back pain leads to a dramatic increase in lustful thoughts. Higher Power please!

* Would you act that way if you realized God was in the room?

* Nerdy white guys including Jews (Mark Zuckerberg) find asian women more tolerant, amenable to their autism.

* Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg could have landed any hot chick, but married a homely asian woman. Low self-esteem.

* The looks of your woman (when you initially married her) reveals how you feel about yourself.

* White woman are much more likely to spend you to oblivion to keep up w their friends, asian women more likely to be frugal and sensible.

* It’s a shame goyim don’t get to have goyim community centers, goyim restaurants and hotels, goyisha colleges and hospitals, newspapers etc.

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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