Highlights From My Twitter Feed

My Twitter:

* Under-earning thinking: Hoping others will take care of you. That collapsing will get you the love you seek.

* Under-earning thinking: If I could just get in a minor accident or get sick, I could rest for a few days.

* I know I can be sailing along fine, and then if one prop under my life gets kicked out or disturbed, I’m dying to porn or act out other ways.

* I want to love God. I have such a distant relationship with Him.

* I tend to treat God like a necessary evil.

* You can’t hear God when you’re chewing gum.

* Every time I’ve fallen in love, it’s been with a fantasy. I wonder if
I am capable of loving a real person.

* If you are a leader, it is right-sized for you to go out and lead. (Underearners Anonymous)

* If you are a writer, it is right-sized for you to write (while earning an honorable living).

* If you are honorably on disability, it is right-sized for you to write, paint, develop your gifts.

* If you are funny, it is right-sized for you to make jokes on Twitter and other social media.

* My mate, Yezter Hara, says bipolar alcoholic Catholic girls are the best. But Torah says no.

* I do feel much better as I age. The torrent of hormones was too much as a young man who wanted to love God.

* Mate: “No wonder you’re so good at blogging. The Kundalini people are right about redirecting sexual energy. Ellen White would be proud.”

* Writing with a nice pen is an erotic experience, but does that make me gay? Am I sublimating my urges?

* It is easy for me to lose my mind and my sobriety over the combo of brains, beauty and breasts. Higher Power! I need you! I love you!

* If you don’t connect normally (me!), you’ll try to connect abnormally, often with people who are not interested and then the police come.

* Humility means accepting reality. Humiliation means not living in reality (truth). (UA)

* #JudaismIsExclusion

* Ari Ben Canaan: No offense, Luke, but that’s odd coming from a convert. Jewish racial-religious complex is inclusive – see Ethiopians, e.g.

* Everything is a matter of perspective and context. In some ways, Judaism is open and universal, other ways tribal and exclusive.

* Casey: continually distinguishing between converts & “regular” doesn’t seem very inclusive…

* @JudaismIsExclusion is more true than Judaism is universal and open.

* How would Jews react to people burning Torah scrolls? Asking for a friend.

* I’ve found that lower back pain leads to a dramatic increase in lustful thoughts. Higher Power please!

* Would you act that way if you realized God was in the room?

* Nerdy white guys including Jews (Mark Zuckerberg) find asian women more tolerant, amenable to their autism.

* Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg could have landed any hot chick, but married a homely asian woman. Low self-esteem.

* The looks of your woman (when you initially married her) reveals how you feel about yourself.

* White woman are much more likely to spend you to oblivion to keep up w their friends, asian women more likely to be frugal and sensible.

* It’s a shame goyim don’t get to have goyim community centers, goyim restaurants and hotels, goyisha colleges and hospitals, newspapers etc.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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