Jew1: There’s too many Schvartzas in shul.
Jew2: I only saw one
Jew1: That’s too many
Miriam: Aka: the debate going on in Luke’s mind- the self struggle.
Mike: Black hat people? The horror!
Chaim Amalek How do they expect erlicher (true) Yidden to daven with full and proper kavana (faith, correct mindset) when they are worried about what the shvartzes inside the building (!) might be up to? Let the dusky folk go to their own shuls and leave us true Yidden to ours.
Miriam: Luke needs to keep his multiple personalities under control. No more “Jew 1” fighting “Jew 2”.
Chaim Amalek I like that Mexicans don’t bother us with their conversion mishegas. This is why I prefer it when they hire Mexicans for the heavy lifting. Also, they never complain, and you can pay them half of what a shvartzah thinks is his due.
Luke, the correct translation of “Judaism” is actually love, acceptance, and diversity. All the rest is commentary.
