National Enquirer Sept. 2, 2016: After 40 years in a sham marriage, Hillary Clinton could be on the verge of confessing: “I am a lesbian!” It’s a shocking scenario that has often been secretly considered by her top campaign strategists. Now, as her longtime aide Huma Abedin is getting divorced, D.C. insiders are taking their boldest steps yet in speculating about Hillary’s chances as an openly gay presidential candidate!
* “Anything to this National Enquirer story about Hillary coming out as a lesbian? Could that be what Assange has up his sleeve? (It might explain her motivation to keep her personal emails secret.) In any event, how would it play with the public? And supposing the story is true, wouldn’t the fact she has been keeping it secret mean that she has been vulnerable to blackmail all along? Just wondering.”
* The sham marriage and alcoholism won’t play as well as the lesbian part with her voters. Also, there’s no way she could avoid questions about her health if she starts opening up about her private life.
