Chaim Amalek To all those goyim who blame the Jews for the rapid decline of the West I say: Pope Francis – not a Jew; Angela Merkel – not a Jew. And then I pray to Hashem: “Thank you God for not having made Pope Francis or Angela Merkel into Jews.”
Lewis Fein Folks: Chaim is Luke Ford.
Chaim Amalek Shhh. When are you inviting me over for a Shabbos meal? Of course, I will have to kasher it first by providing you with a list of acceptable caterers and Mexican servers, and since I cannot travel on Shabbos you will need to invite me to spend erev Shabbos with you. But you seem to have plenty of room. It would be such a mitzvah.
Chaim Amalek Also, does your wife have an available sister, and would she be willing to become an orthodox Jew like me? I’m thinking we could become like brothers.
Chaim Amalek Still waiting for an invite, so why not break the ice at my apartment? That way the laws of kashruth will not be an issue, as I will be supervising the kitchen, and I can show you the fabled hospitality of Aussie Torah Jews: malt beer, vegetables on the vine, smoothies you will dream about. Afterwards, we can learn some gemorah together and go over the political situation confronting White America.
