Comment: If you steal some cigarillos from a store, then don’t walk around holding them openly in your hand.
If you do walk around holding them openly in your hand, then don’t walk in the middle of the street.
If a police officer tells you to stop walking in the middle of the street, then don’t punch him in the face.
If you do punch a police officer in the face, then don’t try to grab his handgun.
If you do grab his handgun, then don’t put your thumb on the barrel opening, so that a bullet wounds your thumb.
If your thumb is wounded and if you also are fat, intoxicated and wearing flip-flops, then don’t try to run away.
If you do run away, then don’t stop and turn around to face the police officer.
If you do stop and turn around, then don’t yell, “You’re too much of a pussy to shoot me!”
If you do yell, “You’re too much of a pussy to shoot me,” then don’t charge at the police officer.
If you do charge at the police officer and he shoots you in your torso, then don’t keep charging until one of the bullets hits you in the forehead.
