Category Archives: Personal

I am thinking of forming an anti-snark league

What do the Gedolim say about snark, irony and sarcasm? Chaim: “Good question! Is there any of this in Torah? If not, then Yidden don’t need it.” If Yidden can make a parnassah from snark, then it’s a mitzvah. Simcha … Continue reading

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A Spy Among You

When I wrote the porn industry, many pornographers were convinced that I was a spy for their enemies — law enforcement. When I joined Judaism, a couple of Orthodox Jews said I was a spy for the goyim. I think … Continue reading

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The Jewish Billionaire Party

My billionaire friends have nothing to be thankful for, so they’re not into religion and won’t be doing anything for Yom Kippur beyond hosting a break the fast party. I’m not invited but I’m not bitter. Chaim: “Seriously, you should … Continue reading

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I Should Be More Masculine

When I got in my car this morning, I found the roof upholstery was sagging down. Probably from the heat. My coworker loves cars. So at the end of the day, I told him about the problem and asked his … Continue reading

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I Love My Car Mechanic

My car has been reluctant to start all week. This afternoon, after work, it appeared dead. I finally coaxed it into starting. It’s 4:40 p.m. and about 100 degrees out. I want to get this problem fixed fast and I … Continue reading

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Sigh

Must be great having a beautiful woman who loves you so much you can knock her out cold in a public place and she will still marry you and defend you in public. I don’t see why white people have … Continue reading

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I Can’t Stop Smiling

About four months ago, I spent $600 for the Fisher Wallace stimulator. It helps you fall asleep and it also reduces anxiety and depression. I love it and I also use it on various aching body parts. It’s FDA-approved. Since … Continue reading

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My Fierce Turn

If my blog has had a change in the attitude over the past three weeks, it might have something to do with Network Spinal Analysis (NSA). I don’t know much about NSA, I’ve simply been receiving it about twice a … Continue reading

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Too Sexy For Her Job

If a hot young secretary dresses too provocatively for a law office and her cleavage reduces your productivity and her long legs distract you from the noble pursuit of justice, is it OK to ask her to dress more modestly … Continue reading

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The Solution Is Connection

When I started school in second grade (I was held out before that because of my family’s religious belief that it was best to start school as late as possible, per Ellen G. White), I was socially awkward. I used … Continue reading

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