Category Archives: Personal

I Have A Credit Score Of 592

I never saw myself as this much of a loser. In 2007, I had about $130,000 available credit on my cards, now it is down to about $2127. I have a lower credit score than your average resident of Washington … Continue reading

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I’ll Go For A Hug

* Luke: “I’m going out tonight.” Friend: “Don’t be yourself. Make believe you are somebody else.” Miriam Lilian D Or: Whenever you show empathy, I worry thinking something may be wrong with you. * Friend: What are your goals in … Continue reading

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Abstinence

* Friend: best advice you ever gave me was when I kvetched about your pics of me were the first thing google pulled up….and you said, “do more work…” well, all the s***I write pushed even my mug shots off … Continue reading

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I Luv Dem Sistas!

Just had three black chix (one is majoring in computer science, one is latin) fussing over me at the physical therapist’s office, Jew heaven, luv dem sistas. Sometimes even a Torah Jew blogger needs a little attention for his aching … Continue reading

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My Experience, Strength & Hope

* I haven’t spent a penny on pornography since 1995. * For more than four decades, Jews have complained, “Why won’t Palestinians pursue their group interest through non-violent organization?” Now the Palestinians are doing just that effectively through BDS, so … Continue reading

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How The Experience Of Psycho-Therapy Has Changed For Me

I’ve had 10 years of therapy. In my early years, I mainly talked about the great BJs I received that week, but now I no longer get blown, the work is more painful. In those early years, my therapist worried … Continue reading

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The First Book I Ever Read

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Not A Problem!

* Secretary: “My boyfriend was pushing a car and the jerk braked and my boyfriend suffered a major injury. He had to have surgery to repair his shoulder. He got a big ol’ scar.” Turning to me, she says with … Continue reading

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What Is My Greatest Strength?

I was asked in a job interview for my greatest strength. I was stumped because there are so many. To you, what is my greatest strength? (I said, “Listening.”) Chaim Amalek: “I would say that it is using my blog … Continue reading

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Strange Days!

A hot Jewish chick tells me: The strangest thing just happened to me. So I’m at this coffee shop. This really good looking well dressed guy sits next to me and he starts talking to me. I ask what he’s … Continue reading

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