Category Archives: Personal

He Called Me Levi!

Posted on July 23, 2010 by Luke Ford

My Hebrew name is “Levi Ben Avraham.” My goyisha name is Luke Carey Ford. When Orthodox Jews, particularly Orthodox rabbis, call me “Luke” or “Mr. Ford”, I always feel like I am in trouble. Why? Because I can’t reconcile the … Continue reading →

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Sex Under False Pretenses

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Luke Ford

Here’s a hilarious story from Israel: “A Palestinian man has been convicted of rape by deception after having consensual sex with a woman who had believed him to be a fellow Jew.” Oy, what will the goyim think? Oy, did … Continue reading →

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Thank G-d For The PDA

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Luke Ford

Thanks to PDAs like the iPhone and the Blackberry, the pious Jew can now call up his required prayers any time he needs them. He can hold up his PDA and sway back and forth talking to HaShem from the … Continue reading →

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Israeli Radio In Los Angeles

Posted on July 17, 2010 by Luke Ford

I didn’t know there was a Los Angeles-based Israeli radio station online at israla.com. I’ll be a guest Tuesday night. Liami Lawrence posts to my Facebook: Infamous Blogger Luke Ford, Israel’s first Bedioun Diplomat Ish Khaldi ( former Deputy Consul … Continue reading →

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When Bad Implants Happen To Good People

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Luke Ford

What is a man of faith to do when he is repeatedly confronted by bad implants happening to good people? Does he deny the existence of all an powerful, all beneficent deity? Does he wail and gnash his teeth and … Continue reading →

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